I see your “Roar Strand” and raise you Commander “Willie McCool.” He was one of the astronauts that died on the Columbia mission.

I just cop to it, with a little mis-truth to make it less un-professional. “I’m sorry, I was just responding to an email question someone sent, can you repeat the question.”

Right, because Bernie hires top staffers based on who he knows and trusts, and thinks can do the job; but Hillary, the person who knows she’s going to get attacked like no other doesn’t hire based on those principals, but rather based on image crafting.

Fucking newsflash, they’ve both been in politics for a long time,…

The socks, what the hell is the deal with the socks. My kids (4 and 6) aren’t terrible. They mostly pick up their toys, they clear their spots at the table without being asked, they don’t spend all day in front of screens, etc. But when they walk into the house they start shedding shoes and socks with no order…

I want to punch that fucking menu in the face. The prices are absolutely insane for what the offerings are. Jesus this place should go to hell.

I just had a fairly successful complaining moment with a bank (like really). We’re in the process of refinancing our house, and after we went through a bunch of the initial rounds of negotiating everything/deciding if we wanted it we decided to move forward. At that point the person helping us went on vacation and our…

I’m exactly the same way. I feel overwhelmed about all the projects I’m working on, don’t think there are enough hours in the day to deal with everything; and yet, here I am dicking around on Deadspin... again.

This... all of it.

This is obviously from last year, but it couldn’t apply more to you:

The funny thing about the kiss blowing incident was that the kiss was in retaliation to a pitcher who had been taunting at least him, and if memory serves, Harper’s whole team. But you’re totally right, as someone who is a fan and watches the Nats play every night Harper’s national media image is 180 degrees off from…

My wife and I went to one of these about a year ago, and now we only go to them. It’s so worth the extra money to have 1) reserved seats, and 2) lots of space... plus the table service for food and drinks is pretty fucking awesome.

This... I watched the Cruz speech last night and he’s fucking terrifying. Trump is batshit and panders like a mother-fucker; but Cruz is a true believer. Rubio is just as scary. As horrifying as it sounds, I think Trump might be the best alternative over there.

This is what I hope most Bernie supporters are saying. These are all perfectly valid reasons to support him; just as pragmatism is a perfectly valid reason to support Hillary. I’m a middle class white guy Hillary supporter, but the reasons you just listed are reasons I’m glad Bernie is in the race.

I think you’re right in that the disagreement is in the definition of crush. I don’t say this to denigrate you, but I don’t have a better way of describing the different meanings. I see you as giving crush the “middle school” definition. i.e. OMG, I’m so in love with Mandy Thompson; I want her to have all my babies.…

Talk about the topic of crushes with your significant other all you want, but only divulge specific details at your own risk. You love them and should be able to tell them anything, but that’s doesn’t mean telling them everything is good for either of you.

I don’t disagree with that, but you seem to have grabbed on to a tiny part of my comment; and that part was more about how how others would perceive you. Under my scenario you’re still getting more money. I have never seen it work out in the long run for a person who accepted the counter-offer. They are usually…

I’m a dog lover and owner, and support this statement 100%. If you’re dog is a pet you can leave him at fucking home.

Not a single person has argued that they Yankees can’t do whatever they want. Why do you think it’s suck a great fucking response when it doesn’t apply at all to the criticism?

Absolutely go with the new employer. By all means get a counter-offering war going on if you can, but always accept the best offer from the new company. The well will be poisoned at your old job. Even if the HR department stays quiet; your colleagues will be aware of what is going on, and know that you’re only there…

Even if their wasn’t still an actual mirror there, the cars would still have side mirrors. While a fully functioning interior, rear view mirror is a very nice to have, it’s hardly a necessity.