Dude... you are absolutely misreading what he’s trying to say, and you’re so fucking full of yourself that you refuse to see it; thus making you the asshole, fuckboy of this thread.

Anthropomorphic bears have anthropomorphic cocks.

Yeah... I kind of forgot that stat basically already exists... so really, we need someone to figure out how to make it sexy.

This is the exact, and only answer. Someone should come out with a new stat called rSAV, where... “rSAV represents ‘real save,’ given to the pitcher who shuts down a leverage index of 1.0 or greater...”, or something along those lines. Then maybe we can get away from this nonsense of having to save our closer for the…

Happy to see these guys going out with pride at the end here.

I mean I can’t refute what you’re saying, so I’ll take your word for it. Were you a clubhouse employee who actually interacted with him? Anything you care to share?

I tried to keep it brief and left out a lot of what I was thinking... it’s bullshit you couldn’t read my mind though. No... the clubhouse tension, while we kinda knew it was bad by the time Barry wrote his piece, and I posted above, has not been reported to that degree. I was really intending to refer more to Matt’s…

Taken as an isolated incident I would totally agree with you. Taken as a point within a data set a mile deep, it plays as confirmation of all our (Nats fans) worst fears.

As a Nats fan this is everything we already knew, and yet still somehow so much worse.

I’m fucking dying. This guy is out of his mind.

Ah yes... the ol’ “new to baseball” bullshit? I think it’s you who doesn’t know the difference between “run, and run it out.” I’m pretty sure I just gave you the definitions, but you are the one who is fixated on the speed he ran.

Jesus christ you’re a fucking moron. “Running it out” in the fucking sport of fucking baseball means running all the way to the fucking bag in time to be safe if an error is made. That’s all it fucking means. Billy Martin never once benched a player for doing what Bryce did. Show me one concrete fucking example. Just…

By every possible definitely he ran it out. Jogging *is* running. By your own admission he at least jogged. You’re trying to play semantics when the speed of running doesn’t fucking matter. He would have been safe at first. That’s the only point that needs addressing. If he wouldn’t be safe at first then by baseballs…

And if Bryce had grounded to short he would have done that. He ran/jogged/whatever to first with plenty of time to get there safely had the ball been dropped. Other than the huge sigh, moment of frustration, there isn’t a player in baseball that runs any faster on that play. We can argue about where on the spectrum of…

Holy crap... bath sheets are a thing I never knew existed, but now am going to buy all of them.

after the bedroom towel?

I too am on team hand squeegee; but a fucking bedroom towel? C’mon man. If you dry off in the bathroom, why do you need a towel for the bedroom at all? I can’t be the only person who dries off and then hangs the towel up before stepping into the bedroom in my naked glory.

Yeah... was that supposed to refute what I wrote? Took him a sec to get going, but the fact remains that if the pop-up gets dropped he’s safe. Every player in baseball has done that.

This is my favorite comment today.

You know Bryce did run out the pop-up though, right? No issue with the rest of your post.