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BT47
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I don’t have any witty responses to this. At some point in time, these assholes are going to learn that this shit is unacceptable, right... RIGHT???
Are we all going to just pretend we don’t know Drew actually wrote that?
Portland is cool, and the beer drinking is awesome, but it’s residents are so fucking twee and earnest about themselves that I’d be happy to give it up. The rest of the country isn’t the beer desert it used to be, and we wouldn’t miss Portland as long as Portlanders think.
Snakes are vertebrates.
I exaggerated the B/K ratio. I’m fucking sorry. Yeah... Chapman doesn’t have Scherzer control. Not many guys do. Scherzer also doesn’t throw is fucking 4 seam 196 million miles per hour (hey, I exaggerated that too dipshit). In those 50 pitches Chapman threw a very respectable B/K ratio (also, are we ignoring that…
Jesus you’re annoying. I was being intentionally sanctimonious and hyperbolic.
I don’t think there is a team in baseball that wouldn’t happily welcome any of those guys to the club house.
oops... 17 out of 50; sorry about the typo. That doesn’t change a thing about the rest of my response.
So, out of 50 pitches, only 12 were balls. There isn’t a pitcher in baseball that wouldn’t take that kind of B/S ratio on their best pitch. Looking at that list of 50 pitches shows that only 4 (FOUR with fucking emphasis) of them were even put in play. That’s supremely excellent. That’s best pitcher in fucking…
Hell even OBAMACARE (scary music playing) was fucking written by Bob Dole and the Pew institute back in ‘93. But yeah, communism.
You came to a sub-blog on Deadspin, and you didn’t expect to get snark and condescension? I’m surprised you didn’t go all mansplaning on her and write a post titled Blogging: You’re doing it wrong.
Um... it’s called Sword Fighting, not “double pee pee.”
It was pouring, and there was lightning; you always go into delay with lightning.
In fairness they were working with an already wet and super heavy tarp due to the first rain delay. The other situations from earlier this year (in my memory at least) had *very* heavy wind. Part of it may be trying to play through more rain, and only delay when it gets really bad; so the tarp is going out during…
He threw what 3 pitches before the delay? And he’s now blown three saves in a row. But yeah, sure, let’s put that all on Collins. You can have Matt Williams if you want to see shitty bullpen management.
Jesus man... every grounds crew in baseball is “pretty damn good, actually.” We all recognize this. But anytime a crew has tarp trouble we’re all going to laugh at it and make fun of them because it’s funny and fun, actually. With the Mets last 18hrs it’s just all that much more fun. Simmer down bud, you cheer for the…
Nats play slow jams during opponents BP. No fart noises to date.
Anybody used both the Chromecast and Fire Stick? I’ve been trying to decide between the two for at least a year now, and I still don’t have either. Obviously I’m thinking about this too hard. is the performance actually better with the Fire Stick with the extra antenna/memory?
Anybody used both the Chromecast and Fire Stick? I’ve been trying to decide between the two for at least a year now,…