The low point has to be allowing Chad Ochocinco to dive into the Dawg Pound. Oh, I'm sorry, that's second. The LOWEST point is having a group called The Dawg Pound.

Bereaveland.

What's with all these people from Ohio jumping up and down?

There's a reason why "Taking the Browns to the Superbowl" is such an ironically funny euphemism for taking a shit. Because it compares them to shit AND they'll never go to the SOOOPAH BAWLSSSS

Where's the part about the robot who brings me all my meals in pill form?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

HA HA! Not to scale

Yes, Russia is a caldron of homophobia and tribalism but let's be clear here: America only cares, like it almost always does about the rights of minorities, because it's in its own interest to care. Remember: Laura Bush really cared about women's rights in Afghanistan on September 12, 2001 just as Obama suddenly…

*Except America's.

You're not giving him enough credit here, Dom. Lupica evidently managed to find a 3-foot-tall wine barrel, too.

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Obviously a premeditated stunt. You can clearly see that she wore an inner tube for safety precautions.

There is an important lesson to be learned here and that lesson is: No one wants to see fat girls in a wet t-shirt contest.

How about a big-ass falcon? You can't screw that up.

Sure, it might seem like a run-of-the-mill arrest of a drunk fan, but that cop considered it a big bust.

Norman Love, the renowned pastry chef and chocolatier?

A reluctant a-hole does indeed make for an awkward Ley

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i still don't understand why people spend so much money on these things. who the hell thought hillbilly racing through the back yard would turn into millions of dollars in profit.

My retirement grease!!!