"You are the EVIL EMPIRE OF GRITITUDE!" I screamed into my wife's vagina after we attempted to have sex on the beach.

yes we like sports

If the US had to play in CONMEBOL, they would never win a game.

21. These six El Salvadorans who live in the apartment complex down the street from me.

at least we're number 1 in healthcare.

Not Drew, but I once invented Beef Stroganoff.

I think his point is that none of the methods we use for trait selection are natural. That's why it's silly that people get up in arms whenever GMO is mentioned and say that it's not as god intended.

Is there room on that soapbox with you?

Climate change certainly is historical. The problem these last few decades is that human activity is enormously accelerating it, leaving no time for ecologies to shift and adapt.

FALSE FLAG! CONSPIRACY! I'M A RETARD!

This is all retribution for the introduction of the neutral zone trap.

*ahem*

"Laces out, Dan!"

Sean Young is the type of crazy I would have dated in high school, had I dated anyone in high school.

Well to be honest after Prometheus I was planning on boycotting it anyway.

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.

Craig James is not impressed.

It's a shame he couldn't take George Strait's advice - when all your exes live in Texas, you hang your hat in Tennessee.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

conjure this bitches