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"You are the EVIL EMPIRE OF GRITITUDE!" I screamed into my wife's vagina after we attempted to have sex on the beach.

yes we like sports

If the US had to play in CONMEBOL, they would never win a game.

21. These six El Salvadorans who live in the apartment complex down the street from me.

at least we're number 1 in healthcare.

Not Drew, but I once invented Beef Stroganoff.

This is all retribution for the introduction of the neutral zone trap.

*ahem*

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.

Craig James is not impressed.

It's a shame he couldn't take George Strait's advice - when all your exes live in Texas, you hang your hat in Tennessee.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

Well, I really dislike Beyonce overall, but I also just hate selfies in general, especially when someone is posing. BeyBey is the QUEEN of that, so it's an added level of "ugh" haha. I am sure I read way too into it, but selfies drive me crazy. They're so clearly done for the purpose of getting compliments and I just

...he just wants to get this shit over with so he can go take a shower.

"big deal" - Jerry Sandusky

Did you expect any different from la Dunham? I've visited several vibrant artist communities in my life. None of them were in NYC. In fact, NYC feels like a place art goes to die, or at least fill itself with pretension.

UGH Beyonce. Her carefully crafted selfies are indicative of her carefully crafted persona as a whole. The self-obsession is fascinating to behold. Anyone taking selfies, honestly...especially with the aim to humblebrag about how they look: "DERP I HAVE NO MAKEUP ON (BUT PLEASE NOTICE HOW BLEMISH FREE I AM!!!! TELL ME

If Suárez moved to Arsenal, it would be a direct transfer of power. The gap between the two would widen..

"NO ONE"?? I'm not saying losing Suarez wouldn't hurt. Of course it would. But Coutinho and Sturridge were awesome last season. Gerrard is still influential, and Sterling is gonna have a huge season. A couple of the new boys, Aspas and Luis Alberto are looking good in the pre-season. On paper, right now, LFC have a