Dear Aaron,

...you've almost made us feel bad for an accused murderer.

We've all had a Karl running Hot and cold for us.

Symptoms include loss of consciousness or memory, dizziness, headache, nausea or confusion... Ignoring this warning may lead to another and more serious or fatal brain injury.

His enthusiasm is admirable, but then how does he solve the problem of getting rid of all those dead howler monkeys that smell like semen?

Come on Jezzies, lets forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry icecream.

wow chipper jones has lost a TON of weight.

Matt Ryan is like those firefighters that start forest fires so they can be a hero by putting it out.

Q: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Atlanta Falcons

Bear GIF reversed, courtesy of Reuben.

Since the Sequester, things have been rough at Jellystone.

Your aunt with the webcam, hay allergies, and weak pelvic floor?

Eminently more entertaining than the LiveLeak videos Chuck Berry made in the late 80's.