Trying to prevent him from swallowing his tongue.

Thought the EXACT same thing. Her performance really sold me into believing she was also a puppet in the entire ploy.

Neither do Gar and Pax.

Holy shit, you use way too much TP.

Ice Town?! I’d love an Ice Town.

I went right to 1 and seeing Charlie Work justified it all. By far one of the funniest episodes of comedy I’ve ever seen

2013 has to be the worst draft class in recent memory, right?

He was in the Kum and Go, after all.

Really glad you included both Swiss Army Man and The Lobster in the “Best Films” category. I fell in love with both of those in a similar way and thought they were incredible films. But yes, Arrival, definitely the best movie of the year.

“Police chief Steve Conrad told the paper the city of Louisville broke the record for the number of people shot at ‘nearly 500,’ with homicides at 120.”

BABE

Anyone smiling in their mugshot is fucking INSANE - at the very least shows absolutely zero sign of remorse.

Sounds like Rocky V. I hate it already.

One of the few bright spots on this Bears team. Hopefully it’s nothing too serious.

These are very out of touch and very funny.

Ohhhhhh the Cashner for Rizzo trade. Might be on the same level as the Arrieta for Feldman or Samardzija-Hammel for Addison Russel deal.

I’m not for speculation butttttttt.... anyone have any idea what that might have been and what may have caused the intense breathing and look of utter grief? Trying to think of it was maybe wind getting knocked out and the shock of not being able to breathe?

Counterpoint: no, he did not.

Considering the argument is coming from someone that doesn’t know the correct number of championships LeBron has, I think we can throw it away pretty easily. Better luck next year 😩

Man, UFC fans are so tight.