I love batting cleaning up.

I truly felt bad for Van during this speech. He seemed like the only one truly showing how harrowing this outcome was and CNN was hurriedly trying to push him out.

I am legitimately scared right now. No one is laughing anymore...

You’re obviously the one person in your friend group that is always last to get invited places.

Our HR rep gave us the long awaited “you can work from home today” email last night. I’m at Michigan and Wacker and even being a life long Cubs fan, I’m happy as a clam watching from my apartment.

This is a horrible take. And fuck New York.

“Suck on that, grandad” might be the best out-of-contest one liner I’ve ever heard. Thank you.

I’d take it one step further and say it’s the best option.

Check out ESPN’s segment last week which completely ignored the White Sox when counting the most recent “Chicago Championships”

They clearly aren’t aware that shutting down your opponent is a good thing.

I’m dying. This is amazing.

Who you seeing? I’m also heading to a show tonight (Lincoln Hall then maybe Schuba’s after) and trying to find the best way to watch the game... ideally my apartment. I already pay rent on that shithole... why would I pay to watch it anywhere else?

The NFL’s partnership with SnappyTv or whatever the hell is a total friggin’ joke. I just had to open like 5 tabs clicking on that link.

Ahhhh, yes. I remember you wrote the rules on how to enjoy the Cubs. Noted.

Yup - Cubs are great about letting players play for a bit until making those adjustments (use Baez and Bryant’s first year as an example). I think they’ll look at whatever it is (his hands/swing lag) that’s forcing Heyward to roll over everything this off-season.

Bro! Throw on the CUBS.

Thank you for reminding me of how amazing A.D. is.

The Most choked on food is HANDS DOWN mozzarella sticks.

Jansen wouldn’t have pitched regardless of the score, amateur dick farmer. And the idea that you put your best reliever in SOLELY to get a save is idiotic. Look at Andrew Miller in Cleveland. But baseball is a tough sport... Maybe one day you’ll learn to understand it. Best of luck!

This made me lol. Cheers to you, fine sir.