Who?

But games aren’t SUVs? The notion of using a specs block to evaluate a game's worth just seems super depressing to me.

It’s no longer about giving us quality games. It’s about turning console games into app games with in game purchases. Look, I’m not a competitive gamer. I don’t play Fortnite, Apex and COD players to prove I’m the best player. At that point it becomes a sport. I hate sports! I like to go on single player action/adventu…

Oh good, so not only did they learn the opposite of what Suicide Squad’s failure should have taught them, they’ve also decided to only milk four franchises from now on.

Saw a reddit post last night that accused the developers of Final Fantasy XVI of being “lazy” because they didn’t have as many minigames as FF7 Rebirth.

He’s not wrong, but I feel as though the issue isn’t that the loudest assholes forget that these are people, it’s that they’re assholes and they just don’t care.

Exactly. It’s not about protecting the screen from shattering or catastrophic failures per se (although if it manages to do that, great) but about wear and tear. At less than 1% of the cost of the phone, it’s a wise insurance policy IMO.

But then how will people find temporary respite from existential malaise via tabloid shit?

He acted like Wendy’s would lower prices when demand was lower, as if any company has ever used dynamic pricing to lower prices.

“When you short Wendy’s before the lunch rush,”

YES YES YES! God I am soooo ready to return to Elden Ring.

“Well, if they’re employees of a company selling his product their job is, in a sense, help this guy (and many other corporations) make money.”

It sucks being told by your boss that you are not working hard enough.
It sucks even more to be told that you are not working hard enough by someone who is not your boss.
It sucks more than both of those to be told by a rich celebrity that you are not working hard enough to personally make them more money.

I’m a human being who has worked retail, any moment you’re there you’re some level of annoyed and especially so when some self-important dickhead shows up to fuck up whatever you were in the middle of.

Stop posting already. 

If you can’t read between the lines of this story about a shitty celebrity coming into an unethically low-paying job and complaining about the location’s low sales numbers on his trash merch, then I’d argue that you’re more likely the person who’s never done retail work. That wouldn’t be fun for anyone but the largest…

A good store manager would trespass this clown instead of allowing him to harass their employees.

He didn’t “luck out”, what the fuck are you talking about?

Trump thought that would work on his financial disclosures. Narrator voice: It did not actually work.

Word is they’re now developing an electric bus solely to throw people under.