I would assume so. It’s not like there’s going to be an extradition back to Brazil for this... the worst part about it (if you have any moral compass) is the amount of embarrassment you’ll deal with- and sponsorship cash. That also sucks.

This is something their bullpen has been doing for a few years now and it’s absolutely amazing to watch every night.

Stephen A. Smith is literally the world’s worst human.

You’re the nerd that wears the band’s t-shirt to their concert that night.

“Take Pokemon Go everywhere” and “Keep Pokemon Go open”

I work at the corner of Wacker and Michigan Ave. in Chicago RIGHT on the river. Not only that, but there are constantly lures being replenished at the 4 different Pokestops that intersect my building. Because of that, I have just over 200 Magikarps. I should be close to evolution by next week... fingers crossed!

“Consider the water flea.”

That’s actually Javy Baez pictured above and not Addison Russell. But as a Cubs fan, even if Russell didn deserve to start, I guess it's symbolic nonetheless.

As a Chicago guy, I love Noah and give him all the credit for taking the money and running. I wouldn’t give him $18 mil a year but happy for him and happy he’s back with Rose. On the other hand, happy New York royally fucked themselves.

Hope your cool internet history keeps you warm at night. Literacy is hard. You'll get it one day. Best of luck!

Dude, don’t pretend like you didn’t edit your comment. That’s incredibly sad. But you fixed it and we move on. I would edit my post but I can't for some reason because Kinja....

Nahhhh. Looks like it was edited to fix the mistakes. Now instead of looking like a jackass, I look like a sociopath AND a jackass.

Soccer’s cool.

Based on the amount of spelling and grammatical errors in your comment, it appears you may have suffered severe head trauma at one point or another so I'll put this as succinct as I can....

If that Griffon dies I promise that I will most likely call in sick to work and dry-heave uncontrollably.

*Reads above* “seems like they took a lot of good ideas from The Walking Dead.”

Looks like Daryl, for sure.

I want to punch this little kid in the face so badly.

This is the most entitled, non-apology I’ve ever seen. “Peer pressure. Peer pressure!!”. No, you’re just hanging out with a bunch of like-minded piece of shits like yourself. You SUCK, you curly-haired FUCK.

Fuck soccer and fuck their insane sociopathic fans.