I got this immediately because I smoke... so jokes on me since I’m slowly killing myself.... :(

Oh, I was expecting Jorge Soler to be the victim of his verbal assault... (0-4 4 k’s 4 LOB)

Little known fact: he struck out 13 his next start which after his 20 K game is the most total strikeouts in back-to-back starts in MLB history.

This is very funny and deserves more stars.

Probs Snapchat... don’t judge me... 😞

Yep! And as much as I love Lester the pitcher, this is a much safer way to avoid a throwing error. He should do this every change he gets.

You from Fort Wayne, Indiana? Try 2009, man!!!! Come on!!!

I forgot about Searage - always seems to get the best out of Pittsburgh’s 3, 4, and 5's.

Yes, because statistics tell the entire story. Read a little into his past as a top prospect, how the Orioles tried messing with his mechanics, and then how the best pitching coach in baseball brought him back to the basics of what made his stuff so good to begin with. I keep forgetting about that one steroid that…

The dude’s workout regime includes yoga, Pilates, riding that sketchy foldable bike around the city, etc. People tend to forget that he was a top pitching prospect before the Orioles tried to mess with his mechanics. Thanks Cubs pitching coach, Chris Bosio!! #ChrisBosio4Lyfe

Fuck UFC and this dumb fucking sport.

Yes, he very much did.

What? Not happy about getting Scott Feldman and Steve Clevanger for him?

Booboobooooooo

Wouldn't be a Jezebel thread without some girl becoming overly sensitive. Thanks for keeping the stereotype alive!!

He’s.... he’s making a joke.

I'm very sad right now.

If you don’t understand his current “considerable value” as one of the brightest young hitters in the game, then you don’t understand baseball. The Cubs will not and SHOULD not trade Schwarber.

He’ll be fine - maybe a DL-15 stint. This is why I'm very happy Theo didn't move Soler in the offseason. Cubbies have depth on top of depth.

I’m very happy this is happening. Please do this more often.