Jack stands under the control arms - both problems solved.

I'd buy an M1A2 Abrams Tank

Until you remember it's a PT Cruiser, which automatically makes it a CP.

Anyone who has owned an Android phone can tell you how unintuitive the OS is. The LAST thing we need in a car is an infotainment system by Android. Say what you will about Apple, but they are the masters of simple, intuitive, and user friendly.

My ex shuddered as well when we moved into a house with a two car garage and what I consider to be a 15 car garden.

I buy what I intend to own until there is nothing left of it. Selling a car is like loosing the "car-game", preferably the cars are used up or just added.

I tend to buy as many as I can fit in the driveway, then figure it out from there.

I've never thought about cars as resaleable assets, largely because buying and selling are such pains in the ass but also because I'd rather use what I own and not worry about the minor wear, dings, and scrapes that it'll go through in the years I'm running it. When I'm ready to sell a car, it's because I need…

At that point, why not just swap out the battery?

Best part is the engine. Need more of that.

DubSteppy-crappy-electro-buzzy-junk music: the new flat-billed baseball cap. Helps you spot the savants from miles way.

Quite a contrast to the videos of silly Americans sliding out of control into each other at 2mph on bald summer tires.

I don't know—maybe a fighting chance to get more airspeed now that you're moving upward instead of straight ahead and down?

I know him personally, have worked with him and have much experience with the Hennessey facility and its workings. John is a good guy, a family man, and keeps things light hearted. His business dealings may not have been that great in the past but everything that Hennessey does now is 100% legit. There are no…

I'm so used to having a near heart attack at the sight of a Texas State Trooper it's disorienting to see them recording a speeding car with their phones.

man people are just looking for SOME kind of excuse.

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

That was just Providence smacking him upside the head for capturing the video in portrait mode.

Do you have to take a mallet with you and break the ice to detach the dog from its puddle so it can come back inside?

Looks like some kind of paper cutter