Ah fuck.

Sunbutter is great. We tried it out since we have a peanut sensitivity in the house, and it basically tastes and behaves just like peanut butter.

You're lucky if you get more than 30 minutes of driving a day with one of those.

Bell didn't invent the telephone. Meucci did.

I finally found a dentist that strikes a good balance - he makes it ABUNDANTLY when I'm neglecting my teeth - the message gets through - but he doesn't expect or wait for a response. He states the facts, and moves on.

Well, to be fair, you couldn't hope to retain talent like that if you didn't pay them massive wages. Executives like that have invaluable skills.

You might find similar objections to any food, but for what it's worth, soy is not entirely uncontroversial:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id…

The nose is a bit too penile for my tastes, but the rear end is magnificent. Great retro-futuristic taillights!

Border Collies may have the disposition of a 6-year old on two cans of Red Bull, but they're harmless, and want nothing more in life than to please.

If that had been narrated in American, I wouldn't have paid much attention.

Seeing the Yugo makes me wonder if anyone's ever compiled a list of average lifetime miles for major cars and/models. Or even years.

Still looks nice and stiff, stretching from the lip of the road to the roadside brush.

As someone who bookmarks religiously, and still carries bookmarks from before the Clinton presidency, let me give you all a good piece of advice: don't bookmark.

Just got it, and while I hope someone will prove me wrong, I see no way of adding your own feed.

That was my first thought as well. Ghosts of the first-gen Celica all over that design.

Cram *up* my stocking? You boys must hang some funny stockings in the office...

"99 bottles of beer on the wall..."

Steroids suck.

Recline your seat.

I only do that when the person in front of me has reclined their seat so far I can see up their nostrils.