I fiddled with Instapaper back in the day, but never quite got comfortable (it didn't help that it lacked a native Android client back then). Seem to recall some fees as well.

I absolutely love Pocket.

I'm starting to sour on Google.

I remember when I used to buy a pack for $2.75....those were the days.

She was my first too, and I loved her with the passion of a thousand suns. The ones that followed never compared...

I'm too stupid to correctly quantify this, but to somehow account for the size of their customer base, I divided the number of votes by how many mission customers they have (from Wikipedia), providing a rudimentary 'hate index':

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The app is $14.50? That's outrageous!

I can't think of a car for more money that I'd want less.

Just looking at that caused my blood pressure to shoot up. Ugh.

He's driving kids around. A Hazmat suit is not entirely inappropriate...

Great advice. I load games and apps on various tablets around the house from my main account, but don't really want my wife and kids to be reading my email so readily (they could pick up my phone anytime to read them, so it's more about 'personal space' rather than 'secrets' per se). Setting up an 'apps' account…

I fully expected Krtek The Mole to emerge from that car...

That probably is the way to go.

Contacts on Android are a mess, as far as I'm concerned.

The pictured one happens to be a bus, but the ones I rode in when I was a toddler - all cargo in the back.

"Toxic Frog"?

I figure a wad gives you about 50/50 odds of having no coverage where your hand meets the business end of the task at hand. Folding is clearly the evolved way of doing things.

Subway. 45-60 minutes of glorious reading in each direction. The best part of my day, pretty much.

The soulless deviants who hang TP 'under' are probably the same twisted sickos that wipe back to front.