I don’t need a ring, but are you guys by any chance selling a NFT of this article?  I’d pay good coin for that.

Is continuously commenting on the plague of gambling ads annoying? If so, more annoying than the plague of gambling ads themselves?

A moment on the lips, an eon in the biosphere!  Happy New Year!

A moment on the lips, an eon in the biosphere!  Happy New Year!

KN95 are fine, but once you go KF94, you never go back. South Korea is on a hot streak.

KN95 are fine, but once you go KF94, you never go back. South Korea is on a hot streak.

I miss real cars.

Wow, what a sleek and sexy car! How have I never seen one before?

What’s even more pathetic than a professional journalist running down this sad rabbit hole about an drab, irrelevant and forgettable vehicle, is how much I enjoyed following you there.  Thanks for the trip!

There must be less than an inch between that man’s balls and the interstate.  One good pothole and he can be master of whisperers.

I never tire of these videos.

The Jalop choice variant would have to be the 2.0L Diesel Manual 5-speed. Right?

Is the teen version of him a casting photo from Disney’s remake of River’s Edge?

TJ’s is uniquely positioned to do on-line ordering, with it’s smaller inventory (less than a tenth of the items that an average supermarket would have - average of 4,000 vs 50,000). At most supermarkets, you have to distinguish between twelve different varieties of oreos or cheerios or spaghetti or black beans.

NP, whatever the price!

My wife likes to prod me in the buttocks or bollocks any time she sees them unprotected.

Why don’t they use aluminium instead?

Blow.  

Wartburg - the premium DDR sedan. Why settle for two cylinders if you can afford three?

Future? Those troglodytes burdening themselves with ownership of a sofa they only occasionally use deserve nothing but mockery.

As someone with a beard that closely resembles that beard, even I just want to say...

My favorite spin-off was always Enos (1980-81), because it sounds funny when you say it.