So cops in Europe get fired for taking video of a guy doping but cops here in America can shoot unarmed blac......ugh, nevermind. 

Anyone who Oxycondones this bullshit is Dilaudid

I’ve been a Pats fan since I started paying attention to football games (which coincided with me beginning to play Madden on SNES and understanding what was actually going on). This would be about a year or so before the 1996 Super Bowl, where they got pushed around by the Packers. The early 2000s run was amazing, the…

The MAGA crowd is so conflicted: it’s a museum so it’s soft liberal cuckery, but there are kids in cages in that one picture

Not Andy Garcia, though!

“So that’s what it feels like to suffer a merciless beating at home.” 

Josh, Pats on the phone. Guaranteed 24 hr. workout.

Wait until they introduce their adjacent daycare center for the folks who need to use WeWork but have kids.

My mom listened to the Deadcast, and wrote me:

From: Robert

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

“Racism. It’s as white as Boston”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Information becomes 30% grittier when it’s handled by Dustin Pedroia.

This fucking guy. I’ve always wondered how Yankee fans can count to 27, since they usually only have 20 fingers and toes.

Yet still so insecure.

Summer rules. Fall is decline. Winter is bad.