He ought to be quite popular in Boston. I mean IT is great, Horford too. Buy Heyward? There’s just something different about him that they’ll find appealing.

Getting so tantalizingly close to printing MRI’s of a model who has swallowed a bathing suit. Now that’s something I can hide under a mattress!

Watched the draft for the first time last night and one thing I will say: seems a bit anticlimactic to announce the No. 1 pick first, at the start of the show. They should start at the end of the second round and run the draft backwards, to build suspense.

Jesus! Osweiler’s so bad, just getting close to him is ruining other players. It’s like a Rage Virus, but it infects with overall awfulness.

The fighting in hockey is one of two primary reasons I can’t get into the sport. It seems so stupid and pointless to me, and I don’t understand why it’s allowed beyond “it’s tradition” which I happen to find meaningless in any sport, including the one I love above all others.

Well maybe now he knows how it feels to hear a joke about race, to a person who looks around and doesn’t see that many with a shared experience.

Maybe, but I live comfortably not sharing experiences with those who have the intellect and mind set of of a spoiled 6 year old. 

Yeah fuck him, but fuck youself some too you might be so up tight. Good grief.

If you’re truly a fan of Seinfeld, you know not to hug him.

your name is Kevin I bet

I blame God. The Cubs shouldn’t have won last year.

Counter point: Most pitchers are “one-tool” players, yet the best ones seem to make it to the Hall of Fame quite regularly despite their deficiencies in hitting and fielding (non-Maddux division). David Ortiz was the best at his position. Regardless of how you feel about the presence of that position in the game, he…

Capitals choke. Wizards choke. Trump chokes.

I feel pretty confident that those were a rough 45 seconds for a guy like Sale.

I don’t even know who that is. A quick google search, and I still don’t know who that is.

Sources say that the Magic really want him, but that Bird is unlikely to head south until this Winter.

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams