I think that was one of Courtney Cox’s wineglasses from Cougar Town.

You should have seen what it looked like when this trophy exploded all over its owner.

Things got better for Oher after practice, when Sandra Bullock picked him up as he was walking home and took him back to her place, where she fed him supper and let him sleep in her guest bedroom, which has air-conditioning.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

“The Cardinal Way”

I’m pretty happy with my tipping habits, but I am the worst with hotel maids. It’s not that I don’t think I should leave some money, I just never carry cash. And when I do remember and have cash, it’s usually like a $10 or $20 and while I appreciate their work, not that much.

I cringe every time I watch someone pick up a coffee or a sandwich and their “tip” is to just dump the $.28 cents in change they got back in the jar and give the poor kid behind the counter a wink like they just did him some huge favor.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Or, perhaps, a German living in some out-of-the way village in Argentina or Paraguay?

You’re like an anti-conspiracy theorist, but also just as dumb.

The Croatian National Soccer Federation thanks you for your support.

I guess they’re still pretty close, and that’s cool and all, but there’s no need to brag about it. My little league coach was there when I lost my virginity, and the tears were in my eyes, and you don’t hear him blubbering to the Mercury News about it. “Act like you been there before,” Coach Barry would say. I did. I d…

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

Men don’t talk about how insecure they are though.

Fuck this “right way” bullshit. Next time someone hits a dinger I want him to stand and admire it, flip his bat, do a cartwheel, and then light a cigarette before rounding the bases.

Hi Brad! What have you been up to?