That's a mule. I mean, whatever.

I am a serial violator of basically all of these points.

THIS! Yes!! Thank you. You understand.

Blob of mayo. Fuck ketchup.

Northern New England Brook Trout are some of the greatest things to fish for and eat, in my opinion. My god. I’m salivating and can’t wait for the summer.

“Quality, comfort, and price! That’s nice!”

The amount of fucks he gives as he gets older are very much less and less.

I used to live next to Fenway and the best way to get tickets is to go to the "same day ticket sales" line. You have to show up early, stand in line for an hour or two, and if it's a big game (Yankees, playoffs) forget about it. But I ended up going to many games every season by doing this and got to sit in pretty…

I miss him on the Red Sox so badly. I don't care that he kinda sucks now.

Say what you will about the Red Sox and their ownership but at least they can keep a 100+ year old ball park in supreme working condition.

I love the smirk on the Twins third baseman's face.

Great article. But what is wrong with a Perfect Manhattan? As a bartender, I enjoy making them for patrons and I think they taste amazing!

That makes me sad.

Also: no one should ever have to or feel obligated to do something they don't want to do. But her points just really bothered me. If you don't want to suck dick, don't. But choosing to not because you can't communicate your needs just seems immature and millennialish. Maybe I'm a mysoginist.

This all just bugs the hell out of me. Personally, I love going down on girls I'm involved with. I actually get off on it. It gives me a lot of personal satisfaction to make a girl cum and it makes the sex following much better. I'm not happy unless she is happy. But I still love a good beej. They are almost better…

For whatever reason I always associate them with Vermont.

Thank you.

Belize is amazing. Spent two weeks by myself deep in the Cockscomb Badin Jaguar Reserve. Went a little nutty but it was worth it.

Well yeah. Know your vacation spot. Central America, especially CR and Nicurgua, is just so relaxed about drugs it's kind of surreal. The Caribbean coast of both countries makes Jamaica look conservative.

Next time don't nix Nicuargua. It's the safest country in our hemisphere after Canada. And so much cheaper than Costa Rica. Not quite so much shockingly untouched jungle but pretty close. And the locals are much friendlier. Don't see you as a dollar sign. Yet.