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Referring to a member of a minority group as if they represent all members of said group is dehumanizing.

bassguitarhero's all-purpose guide to life: Are you going to do a thing? Have you spent more than 3 seconds thinking about it? Have you thought about it from literally anybody else's perspective other than your own?

Duh! Red herring!!

Commonly asked questions, and answers from those of us with bifid uvulas:

I have a graduate degree in feelings! It is like the one thing I CAN do!

Hollywood actresses: We need more movies about women and PoC.

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

If you want your therapist to make suggestions, you should be in some form of cognitive-behavioral therapy. Not all psychodynamic therapists are the same, but most are VERY nondirective and won't tell you what to do. CBT, on the other hand, is all about being directive through homework assignments, goals, and…

if your wife wanted to do butt stuff, you would've done it.

She actually sounds pretty reasonable.

Fuck the underdogs, this is a dream semifinal. Netherlands vs. Argentina (rematch of 1978 WC Final) and Brazil vs. Germany (8 combined World Cups).

So the problem is for a lot of doctors (myself included) is that we're TERRIBLE business people. We'll go bankrupt before we let things effect the care we deliver. So we start outsourcing.

1993 Style: Off the shoulder, lace bodice, with a straight, ivory silk dupioni skirt, and detachable cathedral-length train. I love that dress and my daughter has already asked if she can wear it too. I think it's held up pretty well, style-wise. I paid $800.00.

So I would like to wear this for my wedding. And by "wedding" I mean the BBQ party we're going to have. Too much?

For me an own goal needs to be a mistake by the defender. I'd rather an attacker get credit for a lucky goal than a defender punished for an unlucky bounce.

I agree. Why does it have the same grade as the one with "Now that she's back to her sexy self, Jessica Simpson is ready to complete her fairy-tale family with Eric Johnson and baby number three!"

Why is yoga being fun so bad? I mean, to me, she seems like she's having fun and exalting in all the fun shit her body can do. Fun pretzel-stuff is a great side effect of yoga. Its not ALL of yoga, and its not integral to the experience, but trust, yogis in India have been exhibiting the physical manifestations of…

Some people are super tiny and that's fine. I just wish 90% of models weren't just that one body type. I love websites that show customer galleries so you can see what clothes look like on other people. Like Modcloth!

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