I think it is really kind of you to pretend that I haven't already done that. Thank you.

Way harsh Tai.

All I can think of while watching this are this:

Nope, sorry. This is now and forever will be the song of Fall.

how can you laugh when you're being impregnated via eye contact?

Try rereading your post from another person's perspective and see if you can find the hypocrisy in it. I'll wait.

Yuuuuup. I went on one whole date with a dude who 'only ate white people food' years ago. There was no second date. I walked home.

yeah, I fucking am. because all my pregnancy I heard, "Being vegan is fine for you, but no kid eats that shit." Guess what? They do if you offer it and don't assume they only want mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. I am fucking proud of myself. He eats at the adult table during family gatherings because he doesn't…

No matter what you like to eat, the only truly important thing is that you judge the ever-loving shit out of anyone who has different tastes than you.

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Sometimes even when not asked for advice you just have to say, "Hey Carey. Maybe texting while riding a bike, with your kid not wearing helmet, is not a good idea."

I just took it as meaning that this was a stranger, whereas, the other kid's mother, she might know.

I didn't get the "mere" nanny thing. What I got was 'Hey man, at least I'm here with my kid, not paying someone else to do it.'

True the nanny may have more experience (or not), but that experience isn't with the child in question. Nor is the nanny familiar with the parenting methods and techniques being employed. So, in short, unless you're asked for advice by a stranger, don't offer. Just nod, smile, and move on.

Too bad this letter isn't being received well because people be crayzay with they eating. Oh my god. Microwaving fish in the office kitchen should be punishable by death. And if you can't chew with your mouth closed, you should go home and practice until you can. My god.

The phrase "sticking he butt in a man face" is the best thing to come out of this VMA performance, hands down.

When readers freaked out, the paper changed the phrasing to "let herself be sexually assaulted."

(unless I'm the only one who used to practice pretending to be Ariel in the bathtub; in which case, ignore!)

"Fuck your kid."