Take it from the Mormons: College is a great place to meet men you're not already related to.

Single mom to two kids here. If you want to come and help me with my kids I don't care what color or gender you are. The line forms to the right.

I'm convinced that this is performance art.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

Looks like Vanderjagt still can't put away the Steelers.

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

OMG, Precious Moments, I hate you with a burning, consuming passion. One of my early jobs as a teen was in a Hallmark store, surrounded by these little bastards. They had to be individually dusted and the stupid glass shelves windexed every week...

Global qualifying would be too expensive and time consuming - in an already crowded international calendar. We'll agree to disagree that there are world class teams in CONCACAF - a confederation that hasn't had a semi-finalist since the US in the pre-historic first WC in 1930. Not that I'm going to hate on our squad…

I'd say it's too important for us to finish in first to pack it in just yet.

I can confirm.

Right?? Just own it! I know two separate couples I had this convo with (people I know well enough to have this convo with):

If you're using the pullout method and you get pregnant, is that really an accidental pregnancy? This argument drives me crazy, and as my friends and I have shifted into our late 20s / early 30s I see it happening all the time. If you and your partner choose to forgo birth control and then get pregnant, I don't really…

What a waste of good cho... Oh... Oh my...

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

And here I was just hoping for a girl who wouldn't get my son into hard drugs. I feel like a maternal underachiever.

I don't have Desk Rage, I have Desk Ennui. It's also made up of petty crap that in reality you should feel bad about complaining about. I have a job where I'm appreciated, I make enough money to share an apartment with my boyfriend and pay student loans. I've learned a lot, but I'm bored most of the time.

According to Mayer, it's actually a total accident that she became one of the few female leaders of a tech company because she had no real "grand plan" for any of her success.

"The Smithsonian took some time off today from categorizing their robust stamp collection "........what? With over 10,000 employees, dozens of facilities, nearly 150 million items in their collection, and the incredible research done year in and year out.....and you chose to intimate that they are wasting time by…

Absolutely. A friend of mine posted a picture of their black lab puppy. Yawn. Their faces aren't even smushy. They just look like mini adult dogs. Meh.