To me, Adam Levine is kind of like In-N-Out Burger, in that I keep an eye out for him any time I’m in L.A. even though I know he’s greasy and bad for me.

all fair points except for 2. Yoga Jones shot a kid because she was drunk while guarding her marijuana crop, and she thought he was a deer.

Oh, Serrano was a try hard before it was cool.

“ It’s like, just spit in my fucking face “

I love fresh green peas. I’m obsessed with them when they’re in season (not very long). But they’re kind of too expensive to use in quacamole. I simmer them briefly, ice them, drain, add a finely diced shallot, a pinch of dried mint, a splash of balsamic and a drizzle of olive oil, sea salt, pepper. Then I eat the…

That isn’t guacamole. Like my Nanny would say, “a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.”

..... dude I think that guy has a UTI or something because pee should not be that color

I love green peas.

J. Lo is one of those people who CANNOT be single. (I know this because I read her autobiography, True Love.) I would bet she’s the type to keep in touch with all her exes to make sure there’s someone on deck if need be.

Disco Stu?

22? That is one middle-management-with-a-mortgage-and-three-kids looking young person right there.

That jacket is an insult and affront to the entire Timberlake clan

You can get all kinds of puppies at my club...mind you that club is my work and the only drinking that happens is at our Beer Tasting fundraiser. But still, plenty of puppies. Like the ones in my office right now:

Anytime.

Jeez, I sometimes tell people to “GO SHIT IN YOUR HAT”. I wonder if someone said something similar to this pervazoid and he misheard it.

then you’ve got the seat martyrs all up in there who would rather take up valuable space then sit the fuck down

Not that I’m calling the long lost family members bigoted but I find people who mention the color purple (heh) in discussions about race are almost always the type of racist who keeps their bigotry under wraps.

I’m not sure why I’m so invested in Jennifer and Ben’s marriage but I am and won’t believe anything until I hear their joint statement asking for privacy at this difficult time through their publicist.

Bennifer 2 no more??? Batman ruined everything

Wait, who’s saying that views on Hulu/Netflix etc. aren’t quantifiable? Shouldn’t those statistics be like, 1000 times more accurate that the ones that are presumable gathered from Neilsen ratings? How does Hulu know what to charge their advertisers if they can’t point to how many people are watching a certain show?…