See, I interpreted Andrew not telling Molly differently - I saw it as something that was so NOT an imposition to him that he didn’t think it was worth mentioning. He was probably like “Sure” when Nathan asked him, and it was five minutes of his time. When Molly told Andrew “You know [Issa and I] aren’t cool right…

Molly met Andrew through Nathan when Issa and Nathan were seeing each other, so Issa has her own connection to Andrew via Nathan. Nathan re-established contact with Issa via that voicemail last episode and apparently asked Issa if she needed help; I don’t think it’s wrong of Issa to be like, “well, actually, I do need…

No one reached for your non-sequitur argument (distracting from both Damon’s point and mine) either, but here you are.

I think the term you’re avoiding is “uppity negro.”
Don’t worry; I’ll be that, proudly.

For some people their pets are their children. I wouldn’t randomly touch some stranger’s kid, let alone reach into said stranger’s car to touch said stranger’s kid. Let alone get all fucking indignant when a cop says “Yo, don’t reach into the cars of stranger’s to touch their kids”

Breanna, thank you for putting this story out with Hepatitis B(ecky)‘s mugshot front and center. I’ve seen too many articles using the nasty bitch’s “cute” instapics and I’ve been calling out the authors. Fuck that noise.

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants…

Of course, there is Iyanla Vanzant, who specializes in disasters like Joseline. Maybe Iyanla can help her heal, but I’m not that confident.

I want to be Tituss. Or I want everyone else to be Tituss.

I’m so tired.

If you have to think about whether or not it was an insult and you’re still not quite sure? SHADE. Shade is subtle. Shade is more subtle than sarcasm. Beating people over the head with insults in no way approaches shade. Fuck people, give Kara a break.

always.

this picture is the only good thing in this fucked up world. hands down the cutest baby i have ever seen.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

That’s actually really cute. But it also makes me realize the sinister cannibal subtext of naming your child "Steak". Gross.

As someone who once owned a goldfish named “Cracker,” I concur.

Just because it's mean doesn't mean it's not accurate...

Is that Kim!?

This will forever haunt my nightmares.

And this whole thing started because one of the husbands slapped another one on the ass on the dance floor? I watched a couple episodes and they seemed to do this sort of thing a lot, this intentionally taking things the wrong way and blowing it all out of proportion. Is that how all the Housewives operate?