Oh I have no doubt. Here is an incomplete list of all the times I cried while watching Up: 1) at the beginning, when Ellie has the miscarriage 2) at the beginning, when Ellie dies 3) when they finally make it to the falls 4) when Carl finally reads Ellie’s note at the end of the scrapbook 5) at the end when Carl goes…

I’m glad the dentist’s office reminded me that there would be a parade today when they called to confirm my appointment. Rescheduled! No way I was going downtown today.

It sure was nice of her to let all those other people join her for her parade.

I can’t wait till it comes out that she made the whole thing up just to get a new roof.

My Western art and architecture professor like to call that “narchitecture.” Columns on columns, yo!

Emma Stone.

the most BRUH that has ever BRUH’d

THIS IS THE WHOLE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

And, as promised, Ellie Goulding’s little brother was returned, alive and well.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

I don’t believe women who say they have never masturbated. Maybe they haven’t done it properly, but at all? Nope. I don’t buy that. Like the time Terry Hatcher was on Oprah and said “I didn’t know a woman could do that to herself! Teehee!” Guuuurl. You know you can do that since you’re a kid. I think some women are so…

Usually I don’t give a fuck about the Kardashians - like, if they all got eaten by lions tomorrow I’d be like, “Oh, that’s nice” - but that aging thing breaks my heart. They’re not talking about aging like “uh-oh, I’m nervous about adulthood”; they’re talking about it in this very jaded show biz way like “the older we…

No, its Becky

Her name is Archie Panjabi, not Punjabi.

I mean...that’s more than a gripe at that point, no? Refusing to work together is some pretty straight up unprofessional shit. I mean, if I refused to work with anyone in this office who bugged the hell out of me it would just be me and the kid who gets lunch and even he’s on thin ice after the “Oatmeal Raisin cookie”…