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Honestly, I'm 33 and I would say I look 33, not much younger or older but I'm invisible now. Which is nice in the sense that I don't get harassed much anymore but it also makes me feel like I'm not desirable anymore. Luckily I got other shit going on so I don't worry about it too much.

She needs to drink more Activia.

Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

I love my life and I’m glad it shows.

..... I don’t know what you’re talkin’ bout, in my eyes Kate Dries is living her best. fucking. life.

Use birth control if you are not prepared for the cost of a kid

The years are being . . . unkind to these two.

Rihanna is giving me Tammy from Real World LA vibes

I guarantee that women in their late twenties and early thirties aren't the target audience for this remake.

she might as well of just said

Not that she had to apologize, but that’s a hilarious fuck-you apology (“Excuse me for CARING too much!”). Also, “passion about issues surrounding these events” needs editing.

Why do parents love dancing with the stars so much? I call it “dancing with the B list” and my mom gets legitimately angry at me.

To me, the best cakes are decorated enough to be pretty, but not so elaborate that you feel bad eating them. Comb the frosting into pleasing lines, toss on some chocolate curls and add some berries and call it a day. Just make sure the cake part tastes really good. I don’t want something that looks like it belongs in…

Is it Saida, or Siada? You might want to review that hashtag...

White people: racism isn’t about us but literally everything else is.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.