It once was. *shakes cane*

Every time I see her name I’m like “Stop trying to make Rita Ora happen. She’s never going to happen.”

I'm more upset at the thought of her makeup rubbing onto his enormously expensive suit than any extra-marital shenanigans to be honest! Who needs to stand like that?!

For someone so dismissive of her, it’s obvious that you write Bey’s name enough to know how to get the accent over the e. Sit down, Rita.

Yeah not his hand. Also and I have no experience with this at all, but if you were having an affair wouldn’t you be more discreet with the touching and stuff? I mean isn’t the point that you have a secret that no one else knows? This seems way too open to be anything other than two tactile people.

Shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator—and when it appears that a woman named Rita Ora

I think I love her because she ISN’T a Beyonce/Rihanna. She has just always been there in the background, and still I get so excited whenever she has a new video/appearance for that reason. It’s a nice constant realness, not too hyperbolic, just a little singing, a little dancing, and always gorgeous. (But I think she…

Sexy, yes. Iconically sexual, no. That could be Any Random Video Model/Dancer, and if it weren’t specifically posted about Ciara under a piece about Ciara, I would assume it WAS a random video model/dancer. As pretty as she is, there’s nothing distinctive about her that makes her instantly recognizable.

Well of course! For starters the empire would be divided amongst his son’s sons according to tradition which would weaken internal ties and eventually lead to the formation of the independent states of France and German-oh, wait, you meant the obnoxious radio guy who wishes he were a real rapper so hard he can taste…

I’m surprised she’s still relevant. Most of her songs are pretty average, even back in the day when she was most popular. Other than Body Party, I can’t think of any recent songs. And that’s just because I’m obsessed with this video:

Ciara needs better writers and collaborators. That’s it. She’s not particularly deep, but never in my whole ass life did I expect that from her. I don’t think she’s a drone. She just seems to follow the Beyonce school of personality, which is kinda boring but not bad. It’s very safe and a bit reductive, but it is what…

“Like HELL I’m sitting through the reception with wet foundation garments”

I love the girl on the far right who’s just like NOPE BYEEEEE the minute she sees trouble with the dock

We nixed the bridal party specifically because it WOULD hurt feelings (ex. my brother’s wife is verrrrry sensitive and would have to be asked...and then would have been really sour that I would want her sister in there), because it would have easily jumped up to a ridiculously high number (I have 4 brothers and 2…

Did anyone here ever opt out of the whole bridesmaids thing? I’ve been a bridesmaid a couple times (9 bridesmaids in one-TOO MANY BRIDESMAIDS) and the general consensus is that it sucks, everyone hates it, and it’s a complete burden.

No, that’s a smile...something you’re probably not used to seeing on a woman.

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Never tried to poke a baby mama. I stayed away from complicated adult stuff.

Kill: myself

Oh no! I hope she remembered to get the D first!