I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

Jerry Lee Lewis, possibly? Famous musician who married his 13 year old cousin.

Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…

Clearly we need "Ask a Clean Person: How to Clean and Disinfect a Whole Goddamn Airplane Before Takeoff."

Looked up the link someone posted. You can get it from direct contact with something that another person has had direct contact with and left their icky bacteria on . . . so someone had this infection, flew, got their pus all over the seat with no consideration for anyone else. NEVER HAVING EXPOSED SKIN ON A PLANE…

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

Strep on a MotherF*cking Plane

I got my period. Not a huge deal but on the way home (we missed our flight so it was was was later one) I took my earrings out and they started bleeding and my husband said, "you're just bleeding from anywhere, hey?!" I was slightly horrified.

I think I am the only person who LIKES when they add in the gratuity automatically. Like, "YES, THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING ME DO MATH."

If tomorrow all my things were gone

This gif is perfect. That story was perfect. It makes me gleefully happy that this happened (not necessarily that potato face was mean, but that revenge was had, even if it was silly).

To be fair, I've heard from a couple of different sources who worked as managers that they had to do everything they could to prevent a complaint from reaching corporate because in some chains they'll just flat out send a note back down the line "Fire that employee" for any complaint.

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Me during the popcorn story

Kelly Clarkson and I have very similar body types. Like her, my weight has fluctuated over the past 5 years and I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been. It has really been a struggle for me to feel comfortable in my own skin but Kelly’s confidence and body positivity have inspired me to be more accepting of myself.…

Haven't even read this yet and had to pause briefly to immediately praise that wicked Wallace burn in the opening line. APPLAUSE, DAVIES.

I never throw up in the toilet because it grosses me out. My preferred vomit receptacle is usually a small trash can lined with a Target bag. This way I can puke from the comfort of my own bed. Don't judge.

I feel her on the body guard thing, although I think it’s a weird contrast with the president. I’d be a terrible celebrity because I’d just spend all my time fucking body guards and personal trainers and go-go boys and like pizza delivery guys.

Who DOESN’T want to fuck President Obama, tho.