And then suddenly the most magical thing happened. I had a way to describe these things I don’t like. They’ve all got “a touch of the Dunham”

I’m envisioning one of those huge wine glasses that holds a whole bottle.*

Yes, singing Remix to Ignition is like a reflex. I feel your pain, Anna. I try to remember that R. Kelly is quite literally the worst, but damn if he doesn’t make a catchy tune.

I do identify with Rob Thomas right now. For some reason, the most decent things on television, when you are in a hotel, are the home shows on HGTV. It’s a strange thing because I never watch those shows unless I’m in a hotel.

I am going to let this picture of lil MissCoxberry express how I feel this morning.

Friendly suggestion - scroll back up and read the Kim and Kanye blurb again, and take one chill pill with a glass of water.

A lady at work called in sick saying she couldn't come in until she had a bowel movement.

any form of communication.

"Sorry! My inbox has been so hectic lately!

"Sorry! Didn't see this text"

I do it all. the. time. Even though I hate it when other people do it and we all know it's bullshit. Sometimes I really don't see a text. But I never bother giving the excuse when it's true.

I had a roommate who was supposed to go to a going away party for someone she didn't particularly give a shit about, so the excuse she gave? "I have to wash my sneakers."

Alternative theory:

Do you need a Silkwood Shower??

If the age is off, it could be Noa Tishby of the show Dig... I googled "shows and movies filming in Croatia" and got Dig and GOT. I looked at the younger looking actresses on IMDB... Noa Tishby is an Israeli actress / recording artist filming on location in Croatia right now.

Who is "from a poor country," also has a recording career, and had overnight success at age 19?

I THINK IT MIGHT BE LASSIE.

She is almost certainly a native English speaker based on the language/spelling, etc. which limits it further, so my vote is fake, too.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

I bleed each month to help make humankind a possibility. my womb is home to the divine.

david spade — don't you see?!

Glory came out in 1989, I believe, putting the profile you cited in the 1990s, if my math is correct.