My mother likes to say The Thornbirds inspired thousands of girls named Meghann.

March! I too can't stop watching (but I have to watch on the weekends so I can watch it at like 10AM and not get freaked out by watching it in the dark).

I think she already knows. Rebecca announced it on Facebook and Twitter. If not, we'll get Taylor Swift to sing the news to her.

Awww, I like Kevin Bacon. And I'm sure if he ever reads all the posts I did over at TWoP and PreviouslyTV slashing wildly at The Followings tires he knows it comes from a place of love.

Yeah, and if the pizza gets saucy, you can eat it. Children, not so much.

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.

*raises hand*

Pizza overexposure only happens when you get bored of pizza. (It happens.)

New favorite: 'Noped out'

My sister had a very close guy friend who she had previously dated years and years before. When he got engaged, he asked her to be in the wedding and she very excitedly accepted. It was only AFTER she bought the bridesmaid's dress that his fiancee told her she didn't want her in the bridal party after all. My sister…

yes, I know the difference medically, y'all, but language is flexible, and we have colloquially adopted vagina as a reference to the entire kit and caboodle (kitten caboodle? I never remember which one is right), much like how when I say penis, I generally mean "balls included" to refer to the whole entire unit. But…

Murder-suicide pact, probs.

To be fair, with a last name of "Fussy," it was always going to be difficult.

She hyphenated her last name and is now Fussy-Husbyn.

My Briggs Fussy personality type is ENTJ and I am judging the hell out of his parents naming their child something out of a Eudora Welty story.

She's furious!

Yeah, how she sat fanning herself as Maggie Gyllenhaal gave her acceptance speech, looking like she was thinking, "Oh FFS, wrap it up!"

She looks angry as fuck though tonight, no? I'm scared.