Plus, the whole if he's willing to cheat with you, he will be willing to cheat on you thing. A person you know will cheat on his spouse and leave them for someone else is not a good person to be in a relationship with.

I think this movie may be both making fun of those tropes and playing into it

Ahhh I like them all and a good lifetime movie hate watch. I'm in. Me and a bottle of something alcoholic.

One of my dorm neighbors in college once screamed the N word through the wall because we'd asked him to be quiet. I, being of brownness, reported this to my RA as I no longer felt safe with a drunk angry dude hurling slurs next door. Turns out he was just saying it, he had no idea who was beyond the wall. They asked…

Seems to me being homophobic and being an asshole co-occur quite a bit more often than not.

. . . I know standards for handwriting have dropped, but do you consider yourself an adult, and does that resemble your handwriting?

zomg, is that how her sextape actually ends?

If KJ wasn't rich she'd be a really bitchy realtor. She just has the look.

The lady that presided over our wedding ceremony pronounced the word 'marriage' just like Peter Cook does in the Princess Bride, just once, halfway through the ceremony, just for me (I made a joke about it beforehand that she pretended not to understand). It was the most perfect bit of a perfect day :-)

bear in mind this is coming for a book directed at people who have a tendency to marry alcoholics like their parents, but yea, i'm picking up what you're putting down ;)

this brings me to a quote that i read once (i forget where but it was a book on ~"relationships"~ and i think it was specifically for Adult Children of Alcoholics, whoops) and it said that you should be marrying someone not for the person they are today but for the person that you see them becoming, and the person you…

THAT WHY GROG USE.

CAPS EASIER READ

I'll let you know when I get to hell.

Yeah, as soon as I saw Hollis...yikes! I live in Oakland. Kinda depressing that housing is so bad here that an allegedly platonic bed-share with a stranger might be an option for someone.

I don't think he thinks he's fooling anyone. I think he's preying on homeless women who are so desperate for shelter that they'll risk getting in bed with this creep. (Like: one night with this dude is better than another night with her abusive husband or freezing to death under a bridge or whatever.) What a horrible…

EROTIC MASSAGE, AMIRIGHT LADIEZZZ.

Come on. How is this creepy? He said he already has two females around if he wants to get laid (they're females and he's clearly a champion catch so it really is that simple).

I'm uncomfortable with a grown man who uses the term "jammies."