Tequila > Bourbon > Scotch > everything else > gin.

Dude, where’s my boat?

Reportedly, Rick is so small, that it has been hard on the space microscope crew to find him.

Fixed it.

What do you mean, you people? Oh wait.

How dare you

It’s not just China. People take offense at everything. Any word, picture, or gesture is offensive to someone. It’s gotten to the point where you cannot have a conversation about anything, no matter how mundane, without someone needing to run to their safe space because they are triggered.

Us normal people call that “Having a conversation.”

Just a bit of warning to you buddy: as someone that loiters in Starbucks, the wives/girlfriends sent in for coffee while the other half sits in the car tend to be rather flirty with the other folks waiting for coffee. Just sayin’

Yeah, I was just thinking young me would totally get some acid a go to the movie.

FUCK YOU

This is some good Kinja right here.

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

Don’t you meh me fav and move along

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

This is the BEST!!! HA!

So... all it does is sit there? No wheels? No Rover? pssh

Another thing is, you know, it’s on a different planet.

I never understood YTMND, and after reading this, I realize that there was nothing to really understand.