Oh boy. You’re so right. “She’s dead ... wrapped in plastic...”

When he asked “Where’s Chris?,” my wife immediately answered “I’m sure he’s in the house.”

Bourne Suppository

Good to see him take responsibility for the issues in AoU. Still, James Spader’s performance as Ultron was worth the admission alone.

“Alien”: some space travelers in hibernation are woken up ahead of schedule. Trouble ensues.

Let’s be clear about this. Batman v Superman is a massive success.

I was always a bit iffy about him surviving the fall in Winter Soldier, but then it twigged that he lands on his shield. Absorbing shock is the entire point of vibranium isn’t it? I can pretty happily accept that as an explanation.

MCU cap has always been somewhat superstrong. Peak humans don’t survive 20-storey drops, even with a vibranium shield, and don’t hurl WWII bikes over their heads.

2 billion dollars gets you a lot of name recognition.

What will happen is, Suicide Squad will kill it, and they’ll hand everything to that creative team.

Love the gif version of that.

“You guys had a perfectly good ninth planet, but you rejected it. Now you're so desperate to replace it, you're making shit up. Fuck you guys." -Pluto-

Right. Using scientific modeling to make predictions is the same as “wild-ass guesses.”

Turns out it isn’t a reference to the species, the Rebels had a crack spy and information broker named Manny Bothans. It was a damn shame he died retrieving the Second Death Star plans, he was going to settle down and raise a whole family.

I kind of love that though. Kylo Ren is unlike any Star Wars villain we’ve had in the past, this weirdly impotent, angry young man who is enraged that his legacy, his destiny (the most powerful concept in Star Wars, after all, is prophecy and fate), has been denied to him.

IT”S A TRA ....gedy.

It’s at times like these that I reflect on the fact that there are some movies that make me think, “Oh god, that looks terrible, no way I’m seeing that,” and others that make me think, “Oh god, that looks terrible, I will see it opening night.”

It’s at times like these that I reflect on the fact that there are some movies that make me think, “Oh god, that looks terrible, no way I’m seeing that,” and others that make me think, “Oh god, that looks terrible, I will see it opening night.”