Not in my household! Horseradish mustard is cool though.

I can’t see past my mustard privilege.

I would like to think that they did want to do that but their dads were all like,” Man...sure wish I had a boy so they could be an Army Ranger!” all passive aggressive like and they were like “fuck this! I’ll show dad!” then did it just to piss him off.

I believe in equality and all those things, but....... Mayo is the worst condiment.

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

It’s the isolation. Long haul companies are the only ones who hire people “off the street”. After a few months you get homesick. Most will do the minimum to fulfill their contract an then move on to a company who does short haul or local deliveries. All that is left is often the criminal drifter types who enjoy we ng…

If there’s anyone out there who deserves his knighthood, it’s Sir Patrick Stewart. He’s not only a tremendous talent, but a tremendous person, who speaks out against domestic violence (in honor of his mother) and veteran’s issues (in memory of his father, whose abusive patterns stemmed from his experience in combat).…

By the way, did you know that I am the man who introduced the concept of the double tea bag to the United States.

The woman who CLAIMS she birthed me (still hoping a poor princess got herself in trouble & left me on the doorstep & will be back for me any day now) is ATTENDING A TAPING OF HIS SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. I did not accept her invitation to come along. She insists he's SOOOOO wonderful to women. Meanwhile on family feud he…

Tommy Lister stunt double?

Wow, my grammar is appalling. No more writing stories at 1AM on my Chinese phone set to English of unspecified origin. Just slapdash comments in a bid for those sweet Kinja stars.

Oh cool, thanks. But if I had gotten it from you, I would have acknowledged it! Jalopnik always tips its hat to tipsters.

Good we had a key suspect!!

But the wrong combination of chair and flooring surface can turn that whole thing into one big static shock. Those plastic tables have their place, but I wouldn’t make “regular work surface” one of them.*

But the wrong combination of chair and flooring surface can turn that whole thing into one big static shock. Those…

Instead of plastic, I have that same table in particle board with metal legs and I just covered the top with contact paper to cover the burn marks/scratches/whatever. I found it in the basement of the houses used to live in and have had it for years. I've thought about getting a real desk but it's basically perfect.

Instead of plastic, I have that same table in particle board with metal legs and I just covered the top with contact…