I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

What in the everloving fuck is a "seaglass top?"

ACK! You're right. This is what happens when you're multitasking :(

Like special dog, whilst moving.

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

...practice among the pizza purchasing populace polled...

Yeah! I also learned that David Duchovney and Gillian Anderson didn't get along while making The X Files.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Dear Mr. Konrad,

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

I have a boy and a girl (now 13 and 11). I find this extremely helpful when buying for any occasion:

We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site.

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

Let's face facts, yours was the only opinion that mattered on this! We have all briefly waited to see what Skay made of it, now we know.....ford may proceed with Skay's approval :-)

buy it Doug.

All the guy needed was two torches

Is it like the movie?: Not really, mostly because it's almost impossible to beat, so it always ends with Buttercup being devoured by eels.

Every time I read about your struggles in each mini game I kept thinking to myself.

"Good heavens, are you still trying to win?"