Fuck the police.

wat

Use the transporter to beam an anti-matter pod into the center of the ship with a timer to have the containment field drop a couple of seconds later.

Oh my God I haven’t been this nerdy in years.

Very.

That’s what she said.

\m/ \m/

You misread. It’s SAX and violence. Each episode now includes a montage with saxophone.

I understood that reference.

My sex life is none of your concern.

He’s a-firin his lazors!

I always assumed that Leia was talking about her adoptive mother, and that she didn’t know she was adopted at that point. Perhaps a weak argument, but I’ve never been invested enough to nitpick it.

*boop*

All these moons are yours except Europa.

I love you.

Good ass-kinja.

I’d be willing to bet that a lot of these B movies are a ton of fun for an actor like him to work on. Likely a young director doing one of his first films, so Lance has the chance to help him out and dispense wisdom.

I kept thinking “hit the up arrow” because someone typed and executed them previously :/

I still wonder if they truly understood exactly what would happen when they did that.

The Nightmare runs on people! PEEEEEEOPPLEEE!!!