And that is why you want an old Ninja 250. You will lay it down. It wants to be laid down. It knows you’re nervous, and it can take the punishment. You’ll end up being best friends, and will regret selling it when you trade up

Ninja 300 FTW.

I don’t understand scramblers/cafe racers/retro bikes. I feel like I am missing out on something glorious, but they just scream “hipster douchebag” to me.

Those are interesting ideas. I ride an 04 VFR800, with some old crappy sidebags and topcase that hold what I need them to hold. A strap would be handy though.

Heavy ass-ceramic. Lolz

*deep breath*

I take it you have never ridden the subway in NYC.

Damn son you beat me to it.

I see no way in which this dick measuring contest can possibly go awry!

I know that feel. Do whatever you can to keep it around instead of trading it up.

I’d guess pnuematics and some electric motors.

Well, I’d think “Mommy” if only one is in the same room, and maybe “Mommy Jane” and “Mommy Linda” if they are both present?

Yes. Absolutely. 100%.

I miss my 08 Ninja 250. First bike. Never should have sold it, but I did sell it for $700 more than I paid for it, which is nice .

For veterans with PTSD who may not have considered riding before, this is therapy. I know how much riding clears my head and helps me think - I can only imagine what it can do for someone who has seen some shit.

Methinks you have children too. I have faint, fond memories of this “sleep”.

Jesus did blackface??

Listen again. It’s one person who wants to have sex and is playing the other with alcohol, and possibly other drugs to do so. The latter is trapped due to inclement weather.

“That fucking song” really is the only acceptable way to reference it. You beat me to it.

That would imply that it was not handed to them by Jesus himself.