You will love this then :)

I kid.

Does anyone feel safe anywhere in NYC?

Now I have a hankering for guacamole...

When one human doesn’t recognize that another person is also, if fact, human, this is possible. See also every war ever.

I have a traffic circle in my town that makes me nervous every damn time I go around it. The slow speed and constant lean is tricky for me.

What’s Apple Clay?

I’m 6’0 210lbs with a 34’ inseam. My first bike was a 2008 Ninja 250. It was fine.

Look at all this happy horseshit...

Lots of planets have a north.

Yes but its great fun to shock the cats.

Yes but its great fun to shock the cats.

Clearly the next step is carbon-fiber engine blocks!

Imma let you finish, but my piece of shit VFR800 has a V4. Can it play with the big boys?

The best desk is my folding plastic table from Costco, because I am cheap and extremely lazy.

The best desk is my folding plastic table from Costco, because I am cheap and extremely lazy.

I like my Christ breaded.

This song is about masturbation.

I believe the preferred term is “Jesus Fucking Christ in a chicken basket!”