AyeAyeCapn
AyeAyeCapn
AyeAyeCapn

That’s a valid medical reason to avoid anal play. My issue is people who avoid it for perceived aesthetics, or without even trying it once.

Some very basic physiology lessons can help people get over a lot of stuff. To know what that scar is, that male and female genitalia are essentially structurally the same (or at least have equivalencies) - that sets the stage for a conversation.

Well, really a lot of men are selfish assholes and need to get over themselves. If they can get over that and be open to experimentation, then the sky is the limit.

My pleasure :) A lot of guys don’t even know this. How on earth can anyone be a knowledgeable lover without some basic physiology?

It gets rid of more awkwardness than you would think.

You mean that wasn’t you last night? I’m confused. It was pretty spectacular, and your nametag was something long and unintelligble...

Please see the afore-mentioned “wash your anus”

Good ass, kinja.

I don’t understand this attitude. Urine and semen come out of the penis, yet somehow that is OK.

It makes him sad too. Consider that in your situation, it’s not the act itself, its the desire to please your partner that is the most important thing.

As a male, I thought this was a given... It’s super hot to taste myself on her afterward, isn;t it?

  • Spend a little time focusing on his frenulum, which is the seam on the underside of his penis. For many men, this is the most sensitive area. Make your tongue pointy, and lick up and down or side to side.

Damn... I must have repressed it.

Wait. Star Trek, Guardians... what’s the 3rd?

You situation may be stable... for the moment. I wish you all the best in your procreative efforts. Let us all know how the work progresses.

Does the bathrobe have any fraying and/or holes in it? Does he reference them as air conditioning?

If he’s already at the sandals/black socks stage, you have no choice but divorce. I’m so sorry.

As as dad, I can assure you - it’s all we have. We have nothing left. Please... please leave us the dad jokes.

WFTV? More like WTFv, amirite?