You get the fuck outta here with that kind of rational thought.

Well, you know what I am getting at. Sentient entities that somehow influence the course of humanity through direct intervention in events.

Being fat *is* bad. Its not a race or creed and should not be granted protected status. It is unhealthy, and American lifestyle revolves around inactivity and poor health choices. Fat is a result of over-consumption of calories, and causes a lyriad of health problems.

Some of these are worded awkwardly. "Do you believe in angels?" should be differentiated into "Do you believe angels are tangible, physical lifeforms?" vs "Do you believe people who do nice things for others could be considered angels?"

Perhaps even... gnarly.

This makes me so angry, I can't even tell you.

Can you imagine the roar of a full-sixed version of this?

You should absolutely look the opposite of what you currently look like. You are hideous. Nevar forget that...

I think she'd be surprised if at any point in her day pictures WEREN'T being taken...

Because 'Murica.

Because the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Back in my day they would have stitched him up on the bench and sent him back out.

You'll be receiving my invoice shortly...

Me too. I'm actually reminded of my favorite trailer regarding restraint. The Ring (2001)

very 2-dimensional.

Troll YouTube is trolling.

If I'm reading you correctly, you want the same thing I do - fantastically imagined worlds that behave correctly in terms of physics and other natural-world rules.

Because the plastic version would fare so well?

A nice touch with the 2001 theme music.