AwkwardInnerMolologue
AwkwardInnerMolologue
AwkwardInnerMolologue

False! Love It or List It is THE WORST. The same exact thing happens every show; it's so obviously planned out. Here, see if this sounds familiar:

Hey, if a certain celebrity didn't want to receive my death threats via twitter he'd knock it off with all of the pretentious moralizing and phony activism and just let me have some of some of his goddamn Trix.

You need to stop with the "this didn't happen" stuff. Seriously. Stop doing it.

Ew. That cat is hideous. I love him anyway, because, you know...cat.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

I work in mental health, and based on the videos, this guy IN NO WAY meets the definition of psychotic. Angry, depressed, misogynist? Yes! But he is certainly not out of touch with reality. In addition, it's very difficult to hospitalize a person or force psychiatric medications on a person unless they demonstrate

Imagine a campaign to get cars to look twice for motorcycles before changing lanes. What if a car driver got upset by that and said "NOT ALL CARS HIT MOTORCYCLES!!!1!" Like, duh, but it's still an important message, and your reaction makes absolutely no sense.

My cats need to step up their game.

It doesn't get old on the fifth play. I'll keep testing.

THIS^

Shut up Leonard! No one even knows what you're talking about!

Uncool. Uncool uncool uncool.

Now, I don't want to overstate, but... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

NBC really Britta'd this one

=(

But how will we ever know if Levar Burton and his non-celebrity companion are safe?

There's no accounting for the decisions of network executives and there's no such thing as true television justice.

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.