AwkwardInnerMolologue
AwkwardInnerMolologue
AwkwardInnerMolologue

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to

a wild creature like this one could easily cause someone to lose a limb.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

that may be one of the problems, that the page is “manned”

I thought she just had giant feet...

All poop goes to C.A. Pinkham. Or is it just poop stories? Oh well.

Hey, just wondering, how often do you eat nuts? Like, are you the kind of nuts fan who eats them all the time or do

Your friends are assholes if they don’t respect your health needs but

Two most annoying posts on my FB feed:

I dunno. That’s my only selling point when I do talk about eating vegan. People put the whole “animal torture” thing to the back of their minds so they can eat as they like…. but tell them they can lose a few lbs - they are more likely to at least listen. And to this vegan… any way is better than no way.

I agree. Choosing a vegan lifestyle because of moral or ethical principles is a perfectly acceptable choice to make, but presenting “going vegan” as a diet for the purpose of weight loss is no different than other types of fad diets that categorize certain types of food as off limits.

I would guess that 7 years is an average, not standard. I was a huge meat eater (like, EVERY meal), but I stopped and it didn’t really take me that long to stop craving it... a few months, maybe?

Sarah Jessica Parker never focuses on her looks...and yet all I hear are horse-jokes made by men.

Farm Sanctuary is an awesome NGO. They regularly take in injured and abandoned farm animals and post ridiculously cute photos and videos to FB on the reg. Also, they are an outstanding, guilt-free resource for how to transition to becoming a vegetarian or vegan!

I prefer GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

This comment is ridiculous. Animal protein isn’t the only way to get protein. I think you’re closer to being a real self-respecting ‘murican than you think you are.