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I think it's pretty unfair to take a couple comments and extend them to say something about someone's entire character. Celebrities are much more complicated than random audio snippets or tabloids would have us all think. They're human! This comment hardly confirms he's anti-feminist (especially given the fact that he

He doesn't identify with either party. I think he used to be a full on democrat, but after jail, he doesn't know exactly where he stands anymore, it seems.

Everything I've heard (much closer than third hand) about his views on women has been positive. His wife, Susan, is the head of their production company, and their VP is female as well... As far as politics, I know he's notoriously ambivalent, but identifies with neither party, officially.

False. He's been on record multiple times saying he doesn't identify with either party, hence the fact that he often donates to Democratic fund raisers (because, presumably, all his friends are liberal and call in favors for that sort of thing).

I can't tell how he meant it there, but from my understanding (I've read a lot of interviews etc by/about him) he's actually not known for being an asshole—that's just the character he plays and his knee-jerk responses tend to be a bit Tony Stark-ish these days. For the most part, though, his reputation seems quite

ARG! Why do all the best Halloween costume ideas always come to me in November???

I was about to say...

I sense an Ice Town on the horizon...

Read the room, buddy.

Yup. That's apparently his definition of being interesting and holding a good conversation. Nailed it!

This was after a date where for 10 min he showed me pictures of various Persian food and asked if I thought I could eat it. (I was vegetarian.)

Try as I might, I just like...can't see a real person in any of her pictures. Her face is so vacant, and my brain can't process her body proportions!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

"There's...some butthole." <—favorite

There was a dark alley behind my old apartment building where a neighbor liked to walk her cat. That was the most normal thing about her, though, as she and her husband seemed to insist on dressing in a suit and fur coat when they were getting Fluffy some air. I like to imagine they were on their way to the opera with

Gotta love those days in the cubicle with your office hamster.

All the action looks awesome, but like...that "we only use 10% of our brains" bullshit? Sounds like a movie premise that should have died 10 years ago.

Duh, don't you know for a woman to be attractive you have to be able to see TEH B00BIEZ???

It's rough out there on the internet today. I keep waiting to read "ALL CUTE BABY ANIMALS SUDDENLY HAVE AIDS."