Yeah, that was in Bossypants, by Tina Fey.

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

She definitely gets a lot of credit for that day.

I later asked her why she did that, and she explained his father, her ex-husband, had been a serial cheater. She knew her ex was a cheater, but she'd stayed for years, and it only led to misery. She said she didn't want me and her granddaughter to endure that. We…

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

We had just bought a house, had a baby, and gotten engaged. We weren't following the traditional sequence, but we were okay with that. Our daughter was almost six months old, and I was working 10 hours a day as a waitress while he looked for work after getting out of the Army.

One week, his mother came to visit,…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

More like love at first fanfic!

This is random but I really need to share this :