I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Well, there’s also post-viral cough. Which is a bitch and can hang on forever, but the only thing that helps is sauna, and, weirdly, that thing with the Vicks Vap-o-rub in your socks at night (THERE IS NO REASON THIS SHOULD HELP. NONE. I HATE THAT IT WORKS FOR ME.) and Cadbury’s creme eggs.

You know what? Screw Netflix. At one time it had a user rating system that made recommendations that were reliably on-point. Then it changed its “Recommended for You” listings so that they were no longer based on that predicted-rating system, but rather on whatever direct-to-video garbage Netflix wanted to pimp. But…

She’s finally talking but not really saying much of anything!

It also requires competency. In what reality do you think that Manning offers that?

“Hillary lost. Get over it!”

When the first guy I dated after years of being alone (because of weird emotionally abusive almost relationship fucked me up) ghosted me, I was shocked by how devastated I was. It had only been 3 dates. It wasn’t like I was in love. You perfectly described that feeling. It was shocking and abrasive. I’ve had trouble…

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

I find editing poorly written things from people I don’t like savagely enjoyable.

Water is what it is - it doesn’t have a choice.

 That was also the toast as Roy Moore’s wedding.

Did you just get out of a coma 20 minutes ago?

Had more Bernie supporters come out and supported Jill Stein...

They’re.

This is a bad take and you can’t spell.

This would be a good time to point out that Hanukkah hasn’t even started yet. So lighting a menorah is fucking stupid. Might as well have eaten matzah or blown the shofar.

We have plenty to criticize that doesn’t go after her looks. Be better.

I always loved when The West Wing would do their famous run-straight-at-you-and-talk scenes

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.