Do you buy produce? Your tax dollars too.

Time to move on from “Emails,” “Bernie Bros,” and “Stein heads.” We get it. You’re living way too far in the past.

Why give that jackass the benefit of knowing he made all the libtards leave? Fuck him. Trump is irritated the most by the small trolling efforts. We can all do that. Let’s keep talking about his tiny inauguration turnout. His tiny hands. His huge popular-vote loss. How fucking stupid he is. I don’t mind protesting…

My grandmother was survivor. When she was in her 60s and 70s, she would go around schools in PA and NJ and talk about her experiences. On more than one occasion a student would raise his or her hand and tell her that their mom/dad said the Holocaust never happened. That part of her story always hurt me more than the…

Who wants to take bets on Trump claiming he created 500 jobs?

I’m sorry. That must be difficult. Especially since you have to take the bus to all your dad’s doctor appointments. It gets better, little guy.

I apologize for using the largest stall in the bathroom. It is very uncomfortable to maneuver in those tiny, able-bodied stalls, but far less uncomfortable than for people the larger stalls were designed for. Especially when the door is designed to open inside the stall. I do not sit in seats reserved for passengers…

Wait, so you are 14?

You could also just get your own place to live. Unless you’re 14. Are you 14?

Ahhhhhhh! That’s what this is all about. The “You’ll thank me later!” “You’ll be so sorry you fired me!” “You’ll be begging me for forgiveness —you’ll see.” Let me tell you something lady, it never works out the way you think. No one is gonna beg you, thank you, or cry because they asked you to go away.

Yes, but poking Trump makes Trump hysterical and when Trump gets hysterical he gets closer and closer to doing something impeachable. We can be outraged over Sessions and poke Trump at the same time. Grab a stick and try it. It’s fun.

What is a smart thing for liberals to get excited about, since you started this.

You’re a bit defensive for someone who’s not outraged.

I bought a “Yes We Can” tee from Cafe Press back in ‘08 and under the slogan was a teeny “Cafe Press.” Fuck that. I don’t want to advertise Cafe Press. Anyone know if they do the same with buttons? Someone will put these on Etsy soon, anyway.

Not only will she wear her own dress, but on some streaming station, there will be an option to purchase her attire online. It’s progressive, capitalist thinking! It will MAGA again.

Do you get off from work, too, or you can telecommute?

Well, they can’t. All the dress shops are sold out. Silly.

I smile when I lie. I’m the worst liar.

This guy is going to count the protestors along with actual inauguration attendees. So as long as he says that it was one of the largest inauguration turnouts in history, he won’t be lying — but he certainly will not be clarifying that half of the attendees were not there in support of this clown.

No. She’ll be curled up under her covers reading books about prepubescent wizards and witches as America become GREAT AGAIN!