She is adopted. Some of Rosie’s kids were carried by the wife (there were two wives but I don’t know if both got pregnant). But the first three kids, Chelsea the one before her, and Blake, are all adopted.

Fun facts are fun! My first internship out of college was at a very popular music magazine. One day the intern coordinator was leafing through a stack of resumes. He pared the initial stack down by first removing every single resume that listed a frat/sorority as an extracurricular college organization or activity.…

I missed the stock photo, but Gawker has had this photo on file for a while — at least since they reported the original crime. I don’t know why they even had the placeholder. Just assuming editorial was waiting for art to play catch-up.

Yep. Joey learned that the hard way. (If I get any stars, I’ll know someone out there knows what i’m talking about.)

Here’s what else you shouldn’t do in the company of police officers:

So that I could have access to my therapist outside of appointments, I created a gmail account for him. This was early-ish in the days of email. Most people had a work email but not everyone had a non-work email. People who had their own business (like a therapist) didn’t necessarily have a work or personal email.…

I’m sure I was friends with Christians before my time living in Texas. But it was never an issue. I never heard anyone bitch and complain about being discriminated against for their homophobic beliefs. I guess that’s the point I was trying to make. I’m sure there are plenty of places in the country where people wear…

I’ve been told by two Texas Jesus believers that their right to speak freely about how they feel regarding modern culture issues are being violated. These are conversations Texas Jesus followers have in church, they have them with church friends and at church-sponsored events. They’re a fully ‘discriminated against’…

Stassa: Are you 14 years old? I’m serious. You’re a teenager, right?

See that little “x” on the Gawker tab in your browser? Click it. Now. And when you see the words “Caitlyn Jenner” in a headline, don’t click.

I don’t know. You sure it wasn’t on purpose. Some dudes are just freaking weird that way.

When male bosses and male coworkers decide they want women to stop wearing dresses and skirts to work, then we can talk.

Don’t forget, some houses are better insulated and hold in cold air more efficiently. If you live in an older house, you may need to crank up the AC more than someone in a small, modern condo. 70-degrees in my drafty 80s-constructed house was 75-degrees in my 2000s-constructed condo.

Female that wears sweaters on 104-degree days (yes, in the office —73 degrees-not outside). I literally can’t wrap my brain around the fact that someone can be lying in the stream of an AC and still be on the warm side.

Michael’s no peach. He did assault Sophia’s dad in Farrah’s bedroom. I mean, I get you don’t want your teen (much less your daughter) having sex, having sex in your house, having sex in your house when you’re home — but I think normal grown ups realize their kids are going to do the sex at some point and those kids…

I thought about that, too. I just think he’s good at seeming likable when the cameras are rolling. We can’t discount the fact that he was married to Deborah and they created that monster. And I don’t use that word lightly. She’s seriously out of control with her self-importance. But how she got that way is a complete…

I hate knowing this stuff... but here goes. Michael lived on Farrah’s property, but they fought too much so Farrah gave him the boot. He didn’t have a job so he couldn’t rent a house in that ‘hood. Not sure where he lives now. Yes, he did watch Sophia a lot, but Farrah is on the road all the time in Vegas hosting…

That was the plan but I believe Farrah re-negged at the last minute. On that season of Teen Mom, Sophia was definitely with Farrah in Florida. Deborah had a room ready and everything. The funny thing is, it was Farrah’s childhood bedroom and Farrah got jealous. (I’m not proud that I know all this, just btw.)

I totally remember little oversexed boys in elementary school. I made out with my 5th grade boyfriend under his bed. My first marriage proposal was in 2nd grade. (Background: me, female; proposer, male). I made out with a different 5th grade boyfriend in the bushes. No clue if these boys were physically aroused, but…

When it comes to drinking, partying, sex and drugs, when they’re exposed to these things, they’re almost in a state of arrested development and behave like a typical teen given some freedom for the first time. Some will use and abuse drugs, some won’t. They are at a distinct disadvantage, tho, in that “English” kids…