That occurred to me as well.

Dang, they keep finding Bret Stephens in all those Ubers? 

Are you saying…the cake IS A LIE?

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

The populace responsible for giving us the wonder that is the all-dressed potato chip should really be consulted on all new food offerings. They’ve proven their value as far as I’m concerned.

I’m here for the 2,000 word missive on polysaccharides, but I’m also more into etymology than chemistry, so here goes:

Polysaccharide combines the Greek prefix poly-, meaning “many”, with the Latin root saccharum, meaning “sugar”. This is bullshit, according to many old-school linguists, who don’t like to combine…

Hopefully as more men wear dresses we can finally get some designers who know how to put some damn pockets in dresses. 

Seattle has some of the world’s most chill seagulls. They can often be found with a distinctly laid-back West Coast attitude around Ivar’s Fish Bar on the waterfront taking a vigorish from tourists.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

Taco Bell will pay for it!

In honor of the new year and how awesome this sounds I will spare you my go to rant that regardless of what anyone says, in my book

There once was a truck full of oil

Our Elf on the Shelf has transitioned over the years from a mission of“observe, report, and reward” to a mission of “spread gratitude, kindness, and love” (you know, spirit of the Holidays stuff). He still pops up in a different place every morning, but often with a small gift for the people in my kid’s lives that…

You could try evaporated milk, it doesn't curdle as fast as regular milk.

I do not do peanut butter and sweet things. I just don’t.

PB, apple and bacon sounds delicious.