I keep my measuring spoons all separated and loose but I have an easy (and space-saving system) that I love. I stack/nest all of my regular 1-4 c to 1 c measuring cups and place them inside my 2-cup glass Pyrex measure cup, which has a handle. I toss all my measuring spoons on top. When I start to cook or bake, I pull…

Thank you for not making this a slideshow.

With respect, I don’t think this is a fair assessment (Full disclosure, I am a product of Sacramento public schools). For what it’s worth, the board is as diverse as the people who live in the district. There are seven elected board members, of whom three are White women, one is a Black woman, one is a Black man, one…

No. The problem was that when the black student voiced his discomfort with both the selection and listening to his white classmates all say the n-word over and over again the teacher stood her ground.

I have a better solution: Like all ginger vampires, I rarely leave the house during daylight.  😎

Remember, if you are wearing the skin suit of thine enemies, SPF 100 is required to keep it from shrinking and getting rubbery.

I don’t trust motherfuckers who don’t sometimes need a bubble bath and a big glass of rosé on hard days. That’s just self-care, man. 

Were there any kind of rides that it was safe to take with Ted Kennedy?

I’ve lived in LA my entire life so I have tons of celeb encounter stories. Most are mundane (I saw them, said nothing; or said “oh hey I loved you in [thing], can I get a selfie”). But I’ll buck the mundanity trend and tell my favorite non-mundane story:

Wrap bottom of can in 2 layers AF.

It lasts until my wife knows it exists, especially if there is ice cream in the house :)

You know what I like about AllRecipe - it gives you the recipe. I don’t have to scroll for 3 days past a novella about how the recipe changed your families life, made you the hero of every social function ever, and retroactively won World War I. Just give me the bloody recipe (or give it first, then write your magnum…

The cat and I are getting along pretty well, although he was annoyed I slept in until 8 AM.

It’s so cute that it warms the polyps in my colon.

I had always enjoyed going to the grocery store, especially when I’m not in a hurry. Maybe pick up some fresh Gulf Shrimp then peruse the produce and see what I want to make for dinner. I’d check for specials on non-perishables and see what new products are on offer. It’s no fun anymore. I’m not sure I’m ready for…

Appropriate.  After you eat Taco Bell you are going to be spending some time sitting in a place where reading is traditional.

We went to the Air and Space Museum because all Smithsonians close indefinitely starting tomorrow morning. It’s an amazing museum, and it helped to make our problems feel small. In there are surviving aircraft from Pearl Harbor, the Apollo 11 command module, the Enola Gay, Nazi planes, drones that fly overhead in…

I don’t like Bernie. I’m really kind of fucking tired of Old Ass White Guys running everything. And compared to Warren, he’s been sketchy with details and numbers on his plans for a lot of stuff. And besides that, his constant blindness to the very important racial issues we’re facing, added to his scummy-chumminess…