Mine’s big, black, and fancy.

Tamales are delicious and a lot of restaurants do not serve them. I think it’s because they are labor intensive to make. The best are always found in storefront restaurants where little English is spoken.

God, I still remember that letter. It was all I could do not to punch my computer screen. I don’t mind Ortberg as Prudie but I have to say sometimes I miss the acid tongue of Emily Yoffe, the prior Prudie. She stopped short of all but calling that woman a fucking bitch in her response. 

Then maybe I should buy some Lululemon yoga pants and a pumpkin spice latte for my trick-or-treating.

The trick is to never take any measurements in your home and be like “Well, I don’t know if it’ll fit in that corner of the living room” at every single piece of furniture, and then leave the store with a stuffed shark plushie.

Just FYI, technically the term ADD is no longer used. Now we differentiate between types of ADHD, whether Predominately Inattentive (which is how ADD used to be characterized) or Predominately Hyperactive/Impulsive.

I feel like I’m betraying a 50 year family recipe right now, but you all are good people and I’m here to spread joy and happiness.